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The dictionary definition of awesome should simply be, “The Grand Canyon”.

Snowy conditions……my favourite!  That news greeted us over the coffee and croissants for Tuesday’s breakfast, and presented a few more options for all of us than initially expected.  Our route was to take us up to an elevation of at least 8000 feet, so the weather change shouldn’t be ignored.   A quiet review of road conditions with the mechanical cousin, based on the theory:

  • We had The Egg (German engineering)
  • All weather tyres (rain and snow no issue), and
  •  Two drivers born in England (bad weather is synonymous with our cultural identity)

Left us flipping a coin and deciding we’d chance our luck until it ran out, and take the original mapped route.

Heading through Flagstaff, we seemed to be driving for an awfully long time with nothing listed in the route book, showing up on our horizon.  With no visible landmarks, there seemed to be only one option – good old Google maps.  Unfortunately, that didn’t seem to offer the immediately expected result, so I decided that old school was the last resort.  We pulled into a garage forecourt, and I headed inside with the route book and was happy to discover that we had done nothing more than overshoot a turning about four miles earlier.

At this point, I should also mention that my mechanical cousin is many things….all good….but keen navigator is not one of them.  It’s not that he can’t navigate, he just occasionally forgets.  Not a serious problem, but certainly added a level of excitement throughout our entire trip.  By the time we retraced our steps and found the right track, we’d eaten up about an hour and better still, given the sun enough time to start drying out the road.

And what a road…..forty plus miles of gently undulating curves that took us up and over a mountain pass.  Tall pines and the occasional deer our only companions as we headed through some of the most desolately beautiful countryside of the entire rally.  Our plan paid off, as we made it all the way to the lunchtime stop, an airplane museum in Valle.  Now on the other side of a mountain, weather conditions had changed from cold and snowy to just as cold  wind, a not completely welcome change.  Lunch was a welcome break before heading off to our next exploration, the big ditch.

I’ve lived in Los Angeles for eighteen years, and am embarrassed to admit that I have not seen the Grand Canyon.  Many trips to Las Vegas, and yet there never seemed to be the time or inclination to add it to the itinerary.  Having seen so many photographs, there’s a sense of familiarity which may be the reason….but all of that changed on Tuesday afternoon as we paraded through the Grand Canyon National Park.

Stopping at the first recommended viewing point, I finally managed to see it with my own eyes, and the only word I could come up with seemed to be “wow”; which obviously falls short of any real description, but if you’ve seen what the locals affectionately call ‘The Big Ditch’, you will understand.  Photo opportunities were perfect as we reached our destination early enough in the afternoon for the combination of sun and shadow to play across this natural wonder.

Our cruise back to Sedona continued the slightly alpine theme, from the vegetation at least.  The last few miles coming back into the valley was breathtaking…..the  layers of red sandstone forming beautiful rocks that are so unusual it’s tempting to expect Tim Burton’s Martians to be hiding in crevices.  Or maybe I’ve been living in LA too long!!!

Story swapping back at base was a mixed affair.  Those who opted for the alternative route were either relieved or disappointed to find out what we experienced.  After all, being in a convertible when the top almost works is not really conducive to winter climates. For a few others, the realization that if The Egg could do it, so should they was a little more bittersweet.  Best news, no real casualties either way; which is all that everyone hopes for by the time cocktail hour arrives.

 

Snow Egg - she looks good at every angle!
Snow Egg – she looks good at every angle!
Yes...there really is snow in the desert!

Yes…there really is snow in the desert!

A very big ditch

A very big ditch

Happy family

Happy family

It’s an “Egg Carton”, dear….

T minus 23 hours before we reach Phoenix….the seven day weather forecast for parts of the state as I know we’re visiting promises perfect driving conditions…..not much else to share at this point, other than my favourite shot of the Egg this week:team3

 

A week of excitement, and we’d only reached Tuesday!

Monday morning, and off to the Egg Doctor.  His face as the engine sputtered and choked told me more than I needed to know…..Houston, we have a problem.  With enough understatement to qualify for English status, he stared accusingly at the offending sparkplug and reassured an update as soon as possible.  Meanwhile, somewhere in Northern California; my mechanical cousin remained blissfully unaware of the current state of our pre-rally preparation….a situation I did not relish having to change!

Monday turned to Tuesday, and my usual wake-up alarm was replaced with a call from the doctor.  Good news, the machinist had been available, and was already working on…something.  Not so good news, when your automotive GP is using terms that resemble a mechanical surgeon, things are looking down, way down.  He asked when the car was scheduled for collection, and I couldn’t help noticing the slightly longer than hoped for pause when I answered, “Thursday”.  Another reassurance of an update when he had one…and all I could do was head off to the office, and consider at least a Plan B, if not a Plan C.

By lunchtime, I’d worked out that if more time was needed to eggmend, we could resort to an alternative option – drive out to Palm Springs on Friday evening, find a Motel 6 and then head onto AZ early the next morning.  Not a completely awful plan; it just meant ensuring everything important (Maximus to Cat Camp) was sorted out a day ahead of schedule.  From there, my Plan C became a little more vague, as vintage cars do not grow on trees, and I really wasn’t sure how easy it would be to disguise my SpaceCar as a ’64 Porsche without anyone noticing.  Adding to the air of general concern was my cousin’s now imminent arrival at Burbank airport later in the afternoon.

Just as the clock struck 12:30, the Egg Doctor called.  His patient had not only left the operating table, she was completely cured and ready for pick-up!!  Once I arrived, he showed me a few offending articles – snapped o-rings, valves imitating a trumpet judging by the differences in their locations, rubber seals clearly past their prime – it was one big unhappy family of parts.  All of which made me realise, the one extremely bright light at the end of this particular tunnel was the situation occurring BEFORE I left CA, rather than AFTER arriving in AZ.  Doc then handed me the keys and kindly told me not to call again any time soon!  A request, I had every intention of keeping.

Into the driver’s seat, turn the key….and she sounds AH-MAY-ZING.  Doc had assured me the Egg was now bulletproof, and listening to her idling, I absolutely believe him.  The level of the engine lower, but the overall sound sweeter.  Pick-up noticeably improved, revs better…..it may be an oxymoron for something almost 50 years old, but she seemed to be a brand new car!

Mechanical cousin arrived on schedule, and I shared the excitement with him over an obligatory cup of tea.  The panic already replaced with a sense of real Copperstate Adventure, he seconded my enthusiasm that the situation was really nothing more than making both of us  feel a little more rally-ready!

T minus 3 and Counting!!!
Team Sutton, ready and able! team2

“I popped my toolkit cherry under the hood of a Ferrari”

The plan every morning has been to start an hour earlier than everyone else, just to ensure that I have some feeling of distance (if not accomplishment) by the time the pack starts hurtling past.  Although I’m driving a 356 Porsche with the larger 1600cc engine; in the company of the other 74 entrants I’m in the automotive equivalent of a lawnmower!  However, please don’t think this is a complaint, because there really is a perverse kind of pleasure when a 911S, any number of Ferrari’s, Shelby Cobra…..and the list goes on…..roars past.  The sound of engines against the relative silence of our surroundings is a automotive audiophile’s dream!

So, Tuesday’s driving consisted of a 300 mile loop from Tucson, south towards the Mexico border and then back again. Within 15 minutes of leaving our hotel, the roads were taking us through national parkland.  The only proof of local residence was occasional lines of mailboxes in line on the roadside, and the terrain was a collection of mesquite trees and high desert scrub.  I had assumed, wrongly, that Arizona would resemble California, so the varieties of different plants and colours have been a continued surprise throughout this trip.

Heading through a corner, we came to a sadly familiar sight; one vintage car, mechanics truck and collection of heads in a downward direction around an open bonnet (hood).  This particular entrant was a 330 Ferrari…that was usually only spotted in the car park at either end of the day.  Mark, the driver, waved us down; and in my typical English fashion I politely asked if there was anything we could do to help.  With the collection brain trust around the car already, and my technical knowledge limited to being able to recognize the difference between a spark-plug and a distributor cap, this was probably a stretch…but the Copperstate engenders a sense of camaraderie and support that’s as much a part of the event as the road under rubber.  Mark nodded, and then announced loudly, “we need your toolkit!!”

The remaining brain trust looked a little mystified, until I produced my treasure.  Nods of appreciation, followed by assurances that “this will do” confirmed the words of wisdom I’d been given by the boys at TRE…I may not have the remotest idea what’s in my bag of tricks, but the professionals will, and we just received two thumbs up!

The car was soon running again, and so we all headed on together towards our lunch break at Sonita.  Heading towards Nogales, the presence of Border Patrol started in to noticeably increase.  Initially there would be the occasional van parked on the side of the road, but as the ranch country expanded into even greater swathes of nothingness, we suddenly found ourselves being required to stop for a full scale border patrol check.  Serious looking men with guns and dogs watched as we slowly crept through their checkpoint; and I had to hold back the overwhelming desire to confess to something, anything; simply because they were SO scary!

Unfortunately the dulcet tones of the Egg started to take on a slightly more “too much curry last night” tone as we drove towards Patagonia.  Backfiring and burping, and then finally just gliding to an elegant stop.  By this time Mark and the Ferrari had become Mark and the Lexus, as his car had also stopped again not to be easily revived; so he kindly collected us and the Egg continued the rest of her journey on the back of a tow truck.

Our afternoon took us through the barren wasteland that is Fort Huachuca.  A fully functional fort, its also some of the most desolate scenery we had for the entire trip.  The Fort’s history is varied, as it was the headquarters for the famed Buffalo Soldiers as well as the training base for U-2 pilots.  For us it took a slightly more entertaining turn, when coming down a particularly windy road, we found the real-life equivalent of the wacky races.  At the bottom of a t-junction we found the D-Type, GTO, one of the 911’s and Shelby GT350 all parked in different directions.  Some were holding maps, the others waving smart phones helplessly begging the Googlemap gods to answer…everyone was lost!  The fort seems to take stealth training very seriously as road signs are virtually non-existent, so in the end we opted for the low tech version of GPS – coin flip and people’s vote.  Not technical, but eventually successful!

My day ended with a mechanical conflab.  Again, these guys are all volunteers, and they are total rock stars.  A combination of experience from Hot Rods to high end restoration, which ensures no car is too complicated to be dealt with.  Chad assured me that they’d look over the Egg and do everything possible to have her ready to drive the next morning.  Unfortunately the late night update wasn’t so good.  A combination of aluminium (AL–OOO-MIN-EE-UM) on one of the plugs and arcing ignition wires suggested something a little more serious than the blocked oil filter or carb gasket problem I’d been wishing for.  Once again, Copperstate to the rescue.  Although it wasn’t part of my plan, they had a number of loaner cars that are available for participants; so we’d have a Lexus available to complete the last day and reach our return destination of Phoenix.  My trusty Triple A card ensured that the Egg had a flatbed trip all the way back to our final location, which she shared with a rather handsome Italian, so she couldn’t really complain either!

And this year’s award goes to……!

Fortunately this isn’t the Oscars…so I can take as long as needed to raise my hat to the various friends, family and complete strangers who inspired, intrigued and influenced to bring me to this point!!

Without question, the first nod of appreciation has to go to a family whose name I cannot remember.  They lived in the same village as us back before decimalization had even been invented, and owned a pillar box red Morris Minor Traveller.  I was completely enamoured by that car, and regularly daydreamed about adventures that could be possible, if only it were mine!  In fact that experience would happen some years later, as my very first car was a 1958 Morris Minor.  Grey, four door and affectionately known as Isabelle.

If the Morris offered reliable long distance travel, then the MGB provided a far more exotic sensation.  Enter Auntie Colleen…she was an model for a couture house in London in the 50’s/60’s, and maintained the poise and elegance that came with her career long after it was replaced with other opportunities.  Whenever I think of Auntie Colleen, the indelible image of her standing in front of a white MGB (complete opposite to Henry Ford – she would drive any colour of MG, as long as….), raven black hair pinned into a chignon and always wearing driving gloves.  The car was just as elegant, especially in the summer with the top down.  Her inspiration stayed with me, as the first car I owned when I came to LA was a 1978 bright yellow MGB Roadster.  Less than 35,000 original miles on the clock, and the pride & joy of her previous female owner.  I named her Benina Banana, and we had five happy years & many additional miles of fun together.  Ironically she’s back in England now, being looked after by another friend who continues the trend of driving and smiling.

Back to my childhood, when the sporting theme was then amped up a notch with the arrival of one Mike Hasted’s Silver Aston Martin DB something.  Seeing a real person driving James Bond’s car, in Norfolk of all places, was mesmerizing.  This was also the first car that connected sound to picture for me.  I’d always been drawn to their shapes or colours, but suddenly I started to register the more subtle aspect as I’d hear the engine pulling away.

Teen years… enter first boyfriend, Anthony Fraser.  First boyfriend’s father had a garage with a Lancia Fulvia in it, and was also editor of a magazine called Car during the early 70’s.  So, now not only was I expanding my appreciation of various nationalities heritage; I had discovered the concept of the enthusiast. Clearly the family shared the car magazine gene, as Anthony subsequently became a great car photographer, and his older brother joined the enviable ranks of motoring journalist!

To confuse things a little further, there was another Ian Fraser…this one drove a Ferrari (no idea which model, it was just red).  Nothing more entertaining than Ian Fraser #2 visiting my parents at the weekend, climbing out of said car then staring suspiciously as the sky.  If there was the remotest hint of rain, he would climb back in the car and disappear back down the driveway….sometimes with a wave, sometimes not. Enter the serious collector!

And then of course, there was my mechanical cousin, Harry.  I used to love spending time in the garage watching him work on the engine of his pastel yellow Volvo 1800.  Not quite as smooth as Roger Moore, but I also have to thank Harry for introducing me to Wagner (hard sell), Beethoven (instantly smitten) and the realization that anyone can own an old car!

My later teen years were also serenaded with the dulcet tones of Snetterton Motor Racing Circuit.  We had moved to a village called Garboldisham, and less than 10 miles away was a little village with a big track.  Summer afternoons would often be permeated with the low rumble of carts, cars or motorcycles & I was so disappointed to discover years later just how close & yet so far I was from the truly beautiful and brilliant Ayrton Senna in the early 80’s, as his career was just starting out.

Early to mid twenties….a series of company cars, with a couple of honourable mentions…my black VW Sirrocco, that offset the blonde hair period I was going through quite nicely, and resulted in some very entertaining chases on the A140 or A143 as I’d head down to Suffolk.  I’ve often wondered how life may have been impacted if I hadn’t turned off to Woodbridge that one particular summer evening after reaching the roundabout just before mystery man in his Jag….

Second mention was my faithful Audi 80.  I could and would drive for hours in that car….nothing she liked more than Friday night, hitting the M1 at about 7ish and heading up to Nottingham to visit my then boyfriend.  Each time I took that journey, I’d try to reduce the time by minutes. The plan was going really well until I found myself travelling at 120 mph one evening and not completely sure whether the car was still connected to the tarmac in the same way it had been 20 miles slower…slight boat sensation as the car swayed convinced me that there was a need for speed, just not quite that much of it!

Los Angeles introduced me to the concept of car culture and along the way I’ve been lucky enough to meet a number of great car & motorbike collectors, racers and restorers.  Each one adding a little thread of new information and understanding that has kept my interest and appreciation going.

So, to everyone that has nudged me along the path to my current adventure with The Egg, I say thank you!

If it was that simple, I guess everyone would be doing it….

The phrase “heel & toe” has been floating around all afternoon, so I headed off to Youtube to seek out inspiration.  Fortunately I found it, in this great example………

Of course I know what I’m doing??!

I’m a great believer in asking the experts, so I’ve sent a few emails out to men with far greater driving skill and expertise than I’ll ever manage to acquire.  The responses so far have added to the enthusiasm and slight concern about our upcoming adventure!

Steve Wheeler, ex-racer, car enthusiast & jolly good chap started the ball rolling………”I suggest be gentle on your little egg at first, until you both become acclimatised to the new regime, let the tyres and brakes ‘scrub in’, be easy on her, always (ALWAYS) change gear like you’re going to Sainsbury’s!   If your pedal setup allows it, practise heel & toe on change down, to save both Gearbox and engine stress and avoid locking the rear brakes (If they’re good enough to lock!).

At the end of the first couple of stages, gauge your pace against those in your class, or those against whom you feel the need to compete / BEAT! Then adjust your pace from there, not all of your competitors will finish… and as you know ‘to finish first, first you have to finish’!”

Alain de Cadenet – Alfa aficionado, Vintage car enthusiast & Le Mans racer generouslyoffered the following comments………….”Such a good idea for you to be doing all this; perfect car too.  Make sure your people change out your brake fluid for fresh before you go. It’s hygroscopic and can be nasty when it gets hot if it’s old; bit like us too!

I only run a 165 section tyre myself with a 1720cc big bore engine.  Have good run on your 195’s to feel the steering isn’t too heavy etc. The folk on the run are a good lot and not in the least intimidating.  Also, take plenty of water in the car as it gets bloody hot out there!!!  Maybe a quart or two of whatever oil they put in too. I run Pennzoil 20/50 that Dave’s Lube uses. You might seek a GPS on board just in case your co-pilot gets you lost.”

So – on the plus side, I have the right vehicle.  On the slightly more negative……I have absolutely no idea how to heel/toe, need to be thinking about avoiding shopping carts every time I gear change, anticipate recurring nightmares of us lost amongst the tumbleweeds desperately looking for cell-phone coverage as the desert sun beats down & feel duty bound not to let these guys down by coming last.

No pressure there, then!!!

Remembering someone special…

Life in California for the past 17 years has included some great experiences, places and people.  At the top of the list of people continues to be someone I was lucky enough to call friend, and he was kind enough to refer to me as “The Tea Lady”….a wonderful man called Bud Ekins.  Bud was and still is a legendary figure – a great motorcycle racer, the stunt man responsible for the Great Escape jump and a wonderful raconteur.  Until you were accepted into the inner circle, his ability to completely ignore was almost as impactful as the classic one-liner putdowns.  But once he’d decided to grant membership; the opportunity to just spend a few hours listening to stories, re-visiting old races with him, or just hang out quietly…..they were all such special opportunities.

My first meeting was intimidating to say the least.  The Saturday crowd (a collection of old racers, friends and gear-heads) had already assembled at his workshop.  Bud was holding court; sitting on his bar stool, occasionally waving his finger and chain-smoking unfiltered Gauloises (he raced in France during the 50’s, and came back with the name Chanticleer & penchant for their cigarettes); with an incredible collection of early teen motorcycles and automobiles as the backdrop to his tales.

Clearly an outsider due my gender & lack of motorcycle knowledge,  I hung back to let my then husband talk all things Triumph with him, for a while.  The sign above his pool table “Women Keep Out”, was pretty self-explanatory; so I just listened. Bud was electric, and the audience ADORED him.  It’s a strange phenomenon, to see grown men in the presence of their real life hero………….

A few visits later, I warranted a smile or two; and then one day the world changed completely.  Bud and the ex were heading  to a motorcycle related something, and happened to be also dropping something off to me at the office.  Walking away from the car, I turned back to wave goodbye – and received one in return from Mr. Ekins.  It was a magical experience & from that day on, & I was part of the team.  A slightly different membership category, as my racing stories were limited at best.  So instead we would talk about his racing days in East Anglia, memories of travelling with his wife Betty when they first married, endless excursions to Ireland for his participation in an annual motorcycle rally…and anything else that just went “quite nicely, thank you” with a cup of tea.  The pool table wasn’t used much when we first visited, so I persuaded Bud to teach me.  A born winner, and highly competitive; he was still happy to tolerate my endless appalling attempts at scoring anything when we played – simply because I think it always amused him that I refused to accept that I really wasn’t very good.

Over the following ten years, I grew to know and love this old curmudgeon dearly. We were lucky enough to go to motorcycle auctions, racing events, car and bike shows with him.  The number of fans that he had never diminished, in fact with each passing year the affection and respect seemed to deepen.

Our friendship seemed to percolate from the routine of tea with milk in the yellow cup, and he would make many visitors wait for my to show up with it before he’d pay them any attention.   It wasn’t hard to spend hours listening to his stories, as they always came with an affectionate twinkle in his eye; but even more importantly I came to understand that Bud was a great man to have in your corner.  He loved women, in a “they’re tough, really are the stronger sex, can do anything” way.  He never doubted my ability, even when I was faced with situations that didn’t seem so easy.

Unfortunately Bud’s health deteriorated, as his body started to pay for all those years of riding, racing or occasionally throwing himself off a bike in the name of a great movie moment and; so towards the end our visits were to his home more often than anywhere else.  The routine stayed relatively simple – ordering fish & chips from “Pizza Man” (because he delivers!!), whilst I was in charge of pouring his whiskey (2 fingers, easy ice) and we just spent evenings talking about nothing in particular. It was more about the opportunity to be with a man I had certainly come to consider more like of father than even a friend.

And then in 2007, we lost Bud.  For all of us that knew and loved him it was, & still is, a void that can never be filled.  I managed to see him one last time in hospital, and I’m so grateful that I had the opportunity to tell him how important his support. understanding and friendship had been.

To celebrate the man,  his life and the legend, a memorial service was held at Warner Brothers lot on 2nd December.  I’m not sure what the studio expected, but it  was a truly incredible day.  More than 750 people showed up to pay their respects one last time, and remember this great man.  Assorted stories were told by racing legends and automotive aficionados, but the moment that bought us all to tears was hearing Donna & Suzie (Bud’s daughters) recount the alphabet the way Daddy had taught it….from Aprilia to Zundapp.

For me, there are some great memories, some special moments and then of course the tag line he gave me, that still makes me blush and smile….”It’s the tea lady.  I like to see her come, but I love to see her go”!!!!

(For more information about Bud’s racing history, go to http://www.budanddaveekins.com)

Countdown begins….!

Friday Feb 3rd…..email arrived, confirming that I’d been accepted for the 2012 Copperstate 1000.  I am soooooo excited, in a couple of months, the Egg and 75 of her newest best friends will be tearing around the scenic roads of Arizona!

Immediate flurry of activity, as the car & mechanical inspection list were dropped over to TRE.  Delivered her with my own list of small concerns – passenger seatbelt less than auto-rewinding, constant hot air (eventually) coming into the cockpit which seems to be more than just heater operator error, gears a little sloppy – but hopefully no signs of anything we should have to worry about.

By following mid-week, first question from the garage…..do we replace the tyres or keep fingers crossed that enough tread on 6 year olds will suffice?  Quick conflab with my oracle for all things, and new tyres were decided upon.  Initial decision may have been easy, but the selection process immediately turned into something slightly more intimidating.  As the car already has ’71 Fuchs wheels on her, with 185/65-15 originality wasn’t a requirement and it seems likely from previous event year’s routes that we could be experiencing a variety of different driving conditions…plus I wanted her to feel at least a little racerish (current set are not the most exciting round a corner)!  TRE threw out the idea of full blown racing tires as a second set…but with a garage already full of stuff I’ll probably never use, I decided to use a more unscientific approach to my tyre investigations…

  • How appealing is the tread pattern?
  • What are the reviews like for handling?

Happy that the combination of both points would come up with a variety of options, I started by looking at tread patterns (because aesthetics count for plenty in my world, shallow as that may seem) & then looked at user feedback on a variety of sites.  Growing up watching Formula One with my mother dictated that Michelin, Dunlop & Bridgestone were automatically included in the selection process, but after a couple of hours I settled on something completely different; 195/60-15 Kumho Ecsta ASX (ASX for All-Season Xtreme).

By week two, the tyres were delivered, brake master cylinder & heater valve replaced, new passenger seatbelt ordered, bracket for the battery (used one from a later model 911) installed, fire extinguisher fastened, TRE Dave was organising my tool kit & I’d been trying to work out exactly how easy a Le Mans style start is going to be…….!

Hello world!

Last year I came across a great event called the Copperstate 1000 (http://www.mensartscouncil.com/cs/) …an excuse for 75 vintage cars to drive around various roads in Arizona, under the watchful jurisdiction of an organisation called the Men’s Arts Council.  It’s been running since 1990, and seems to attract a pretty sensational collection of cars.  Four days, 1000 miles…and some great photo opportunities.

As the very lucky owner of a 1964 Porsche 356C, that I affectionately call “The Egg”, I’ve been looking for an opportunity to give her something more inspiring than the usual LA driving we encounter.  Not quite confident (yet) to consider vintage car racing, and a little intimidated by some of the more “macho” events that seem to be on offer here; Copperstate seemed to be an interesting option.  If nothing else, I could apply and be politely turned down!

So late last year, I sent my application in and then started to run through the information available on their website to work out just what I was possibly letting myself in for.  Three things stood out immediately:

  • Mechanical inspection
  • Co-Driver
  • Navigation

Although I wasn’t a girl guide, and I’m not sure I’ve ever dated an ex-scout; these items made me realise that being at least somewhat prepared would be worth exploring.  The mechanical inspection was pretty overwhelming, and included lists of requirements that made me question every creak & groan I’ve come to love when driving the Egg.  Maybe that wasn’t just a little bit of old age and appreciation as she took the corner for me?  Was it possible that differentials were loose, or cables were unthreading?  Does she even have differentials or cables come to that?

Fortunately, the Egg has been lovingly looked after by the brilliant team at TRE Racing in Van Nuys.  We’re a little lower on the racing evolutionary scale than most clientele, but the Egg holds her own when she’s there, and seems to gain plenty of points for her beguiling rear end.  Quick call to Jeremy and Dave, who reassured me that my lack of diff knowledge and inability to select new tyres based on anything other than tread pattern, would not be insurmountable issues to overcome…all we’d need to do was run through the mechanical check list, and address anything that may come up.

I’ve come to look at the Egg in the same way as I’m sure friends and relatives look at their kids.  There are no issues, we just have challenges (this is my way of willing the problems to be cheaper; which I’m happy to report has been pretty successful so far)  Obviously its helped by the fact that despite her iconic shape, she’s a pretty simple little beastie overall… essentially a VW Bug with pretensions….and there’s nothing wrong with that!  I duly crossed my fingers that the trend would continue should we reach the mechanical check list stage and moved on to #2.

Co-driver…..this required some serious consideration.

  1. Need someone who can drive, obviously
  2. Not likely to reduce me to cringe position as passenger
  3. Tolerable for long periods of time, or just as easy to ignore
  4. A level of mechanical understanding that will make up for my distinct lack of same
  5. See point #4
  6. See point #4

I really didn’t that many options, & figured that I’d have to leave this question unanswered until the very last moment……and then a flash of genius occurred over a canapé last September.  Auntie Colleen’s surprise 80th birthday resulted in a number of family all coming together for the celebration.  The party included cousin Harry.  He’s my charmingly nerdy “older brother by another mother”, who just happens to have an impressive history of restoring, building, playing around with and owning old cars.  There was a minor aberration when he acquired a mid 90″s Subaru SVX….but we try to skirt around that whenever possible.  Clutching my hors d’œuvre I suddenly realised I was looking at the perfect victim….and proceeded to make my pitch.

Moment of thought, eyebrow raised, slight smile…I had him 🙂

Which of course brought me to point #3 – as we both share one very particular family trait. We are absolutely hopeless at giving or following directions.

You tell me left. I will nod in full agreement and understanding….and then turn right. Can’t help it, don’t take it personally….its just an inbuilt inability for the eyes, brain and direction to all work seemlessly together.

Clearly this will need some more planning…..